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themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

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tschaikovsky:

Best tweet ever.

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

emkaymlp:

thatsonofamitch:

I’m in my psych class and my teacher just referred to the LGBT community as GLBT which fucked me up at first cause I have never heard it in that order and I just realized GLBT as an acronym is a lot easier to say than LGBT why is that not the one we use

Add in Omnisexual and Asexual and you have GOLBAT

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no lesbians come first your teacher is a shitball

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whiteboywaves:

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

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precumming:

tupacabra:

precumming:

i wanna be pinned up against a wall

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not exactly what I had in mind

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meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

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nippled:

annoying online and irl

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hotboyproblems:

pros of christmas:

  • food
  • presents
  • moRE FOOD!!!!

cons of christmas:

  • getting fat
  • family events
  • reacting to presents

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admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

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hotboyproblems:

pros of christmas:

  • food
  • presents
  • moRE FOOD!!!!

cons of christmas:

  • getting fat
  • family events
  • reacting to presents

(via asian)

Source: hotboyproblems